1. leviwarren:

    lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

    This is why they remade Spiderman.

    To more completely answer the question of why I don’t like Tobey Maguire. I can’t take anything he does seriously because face

    (via callmegaylish)

     

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  3. zonkypuff:

    my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits

    (via good-girl-gone-rad)

     

  4. Hi my name is michael and I’m probably a lot cooler than you. I’m on the front page of the /r/apple subreddit! Woohoo

     


  5. katnissandhersyringe:

    I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

    (Source: ianwanda, via captainsensible)

     

  6. elkane:

    Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

    (via i-think-we-should-sex)

     

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  8. jimmyjamjimjohn:

    rubywhiterabbit:

    One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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    fuck, that kicked me in the nuts of my heart

    (via captainsensible)

     

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  11. rawrgasm:

    Accurate.

    (Source: magicalteatime, via sweaterenthusiast)

     

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  13. pyrexx:

    The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.  

    (via owlberta)

     

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